Hank Green and Triumphant GAH!

If you don't know etherpad.com, it's this awesome site where you can write things and others can edit what you write. You see the edits as SOON as their made (even the typos, man), which is really cool. Anyway, Hank Green (yes, THE Hank Green) apparently decided to write his newest song on their, while 15-16 (that's the etherpad limit) people watched on and suggested lines. It was brilliantly fun, and a few of us stayed after he was gone. We ended up writing a mini story.

This is everything that was where when I left (though I know others were still adding to it) Hank is the font in bold (he also deleted some stuff after finishing the song) and everyone else has a separate color (dunno who's who).

We got our tickets early yeah we're ready to go

Paid two bucks extra to be in the first row

So grab your deep fried cheeses and yer deep fried meats

Yer deep fried veggies and some deep fried sweets

all that mangled metal...and the flaming exhaust

it's worth every dime no matter how much it costs

there's a lotta good things about the county fair

but the demolition derby....is why I'm there

Oh demolition derby

(got it goin' on)

Demolition derby

(allnight long)

Demolition derby

(that guy just lost his tire)

Demolition derby

(now I think he's on fire)

yeah the Demolition Derby!

Is why I'm there

A lot of old cars are ready to say good bye

But we can't let a death panel choose how they die

With cash for clunkers you get 4000 bucks

But there's a much more exciting way to ditch your old truck

So strap your helmet on, and grind down your gears

and take a shot a whiskey to conquer your fears

Yeah there's a lot of ways to get rid of old cars

But the Demolition Derby - is best by far

Oh demolition derby

(got it goin' on)

Demolition derby

(allnight long)

Demolition derby

(that guy just lost his tire)

Demolition derby

(now I think he's on fire)

yeah the Demolition Derby!

is the best by far

I hear the engines roar and the screaming crowd

Anything this much fun shouldn't be allowed

Nose to nose, and trunk to trunk

Nothing's left over but hunks of junk

This is my church, and these are my prayers

Smashing each other and flying through the air

One car left running and the crowd goes insane

At the demolition derby my heart remains.

(fits the melody...also, active voice is always good).

--------------------------------------------Song Goes Above This Line------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------Don't Touch Above This Line-----------------------------------------------

*insert triumphant Gah here*

Bing.

BAM

Bang

Zing.

Zoom.

^^^ Hee Hee that stayed. Of all the things to stay...;)

BALEETED. :O ZOMGGAHin a triumphant manner.

IBLEEP BLOOP

"At the demolition derby, my heart will remain. GAH"

But the demolition derby... GAH! <- let the records show that this was the inspiration for Triumphant GAH.

STOP DELETING!! YOU ARE MAKING ME SAD!!! :(

YEAH STOP DELETING D:

I'M SAD NOW. I'M CRYING. Here's a tissue. thank you. <3You're welcome.

MEtoo.YEAH STOP

We had such a good story thing going. :(

my dog is like, rubbing on my leg. maybe it has fleas?

or urges<-winner I bet it has urges. It's been very lonely for a very long time.Like santa.,--epic winner, but mrs. claus fail.Mrs. Claus is still alive? Mrs. Claus died? Saddest Christmas ever this year. oh. she was like, trying to lay down. and my legs happened to be in the way. your talking about your dog. I can't believe that you killed Mrs. Claus.i cant believe that my dog rubbing on my leg turned into the murder of Mrs. Claus.

Zs are gon e. But not forgotten.:) REMEMBER Allie :) Cause she is amazing. Like grilled cheese sandwiches.

um. i forgot what i was going to type here. Something life altering and profound, no doubt.

actually it was most likely a 'that's what she said' joke. Something amazing and pretty long then...

for example.

"it may get a little dry sometimes"

"that's what she said"

Like how people use Oooooooooo's? :) j/k

(triumphant

GAHHHH!!!!

I'm glad they only let 1 person in the aquarium. hahaha

insane is good...insane has a lot of rhymes

it must end with gah.

Gotta have the GAH. :p

"At the demolition derby, my heart will remain. GAH"<--perfect<-- I LIKE THAT.<3good>

has my heart beguiled. Has me laughing/smiling like a child?<- that's good

ok...I don't think wild is going to work....crowd goes insane?goes nuts? Hehe. Butts. goes

it has to go have "Demolition derby" in the middle of the line"

one car left running and the crowd jumps to their feet? The demolition derby just can't be beat!<--nice, i like that

"but the demolition derby is "

One car left running and the crowd goes 'wah'

But the demolition derby... GAH! <- let the records show that this was the inspiration for Triumphant GAH. <---LOL

Why is there only one car left?? There are many cares... :) HO HO HO. lololol :)

mild? riled? filed piled beguiled PILED!! Use piled!

"one car left running and the crowd goes wild, all of the others are ruined and piled...?"

defiled, child, smiled? i agree with piled.

all the other cars lay piled?

, the public goes wild? What rhymes with wild though? dough no row bow sew OH YOU'RE SO FUNNY.I thought so... :) XDD HAHA GET IT. BECAUSE SO RHYMES WITH THOUGH. Good point. child, mild, riled (sp?)

one car left running, the crowd roars

The Hunks Of Junk is a good title :)

MY sin is those cars, stripped from their layers haha...I think I'm sticking with something to do with the air

Tire by tire and trunk by trunk, nothing is left over...but scraps and junk, chunks, hunks? I dunno. Bahaha. blabla unk.

what about this?: When summer's just past it's peak and the heat's getting old

there's a place I can count on to refresh my soul

I don't go to church for a mid-summer prayer

I'd rather watch car parts flying through the air!(unless you really meant plying) ooo...I need to write my ecogeek articles here and have people correct my grammar haha, nope. flying is good, thanks!

People are (maybe without the and?) yelling, screaming, taking leave (subtly dftba ref - HAHA YES.) - but when they step out of the cars I do feel some relief

I LOVE YOU WHOEVER COPIED THIS.You rock my world. (Esther, and thanks I love you too)So the killing of mrs claus is our single.(christmas special perhaps)(why does it have to be christmas)(it involves cookies and mrs. claus)(but can't we have cookies and mrs. claus all year round) Not anymore we can't....:) Am I the only one who listens to chirstmas music and eats cookies all year round I totally do that too(ha! to whoever has the same color as me!) (you do that too) Sweetness.mooooooooooooooo jeff is that you?mooing? yes.maybe.oh. well get back to banging on beer kegs with baseball bats.It's too early to bang on beer kegs with baseball bats. Five AM is no time for baseballkegging.it's never too early/late for baseballkegging. you're lying to yourself. I knew I shouldn't have trusted me >_<i knew it too. i could've full-stopped you. Why didn't you stoop on me then? You're the worst best friend. best friend? how can you still call me that, after the kids? I told you that we should have been safe. I wasn't ready and you pressured me into it. I know, and that was wrong on my part. but we have KIDS now. i don't think i'm just a "best friend" anymore.Well why don't you come over and we can discuss this face-to-face(scary)? I'll put the kids down for a nap, light some candles, and put your favorite movie (donnie darko) moooooooooooooooooooon river...wider than a mile. i never understood your cow fetish. It was all I asked of you(let me be your shelter, let me be your light). I went through so much trouble to learn bovine(bovish?nope) and you never went along with my desires. yeah but..who's turned on by cows? Well, when we met, you and I both agreed that we both were. Was it all a lie? WAS EVERYTHING JUST A BIG LIE?well, at the time, it wasn't a lie. i've changed. honey is sweet. i'm not into crows anymore. i'm sorry. I'm leaving your sandcastle. I'm sorry. THE SKIDS. WHAT ABOUT THE SKIDS.*can I be a skid? yes.

NO TEFF COME BACK. WHAT ABOUT THE SKIDS.

Jeff Cmoe is a great tame. -.- i hate you. (snot really, secretly i love you. [it's not so secret anymore bee bee ;)] i know, and since jeff left it doesnt have to be a secret anymore ;] oh baby.mhmmm.BAM MOMENT.?I i miss jeff.I miss mrs.c I miss the cookies. I miss my dog. she ran away after i accused her of molestation.was she guilty?yes. I miss pancakes And the raindeeer.Did eye (<-- spelling "I" FAIL I fixed it) spell pancakes wrong? nope. looks right to me.Purple how did I spell it first?"panckaes" or something of the like.Oh my :( SADNESSS How can we bring back the happy? Sing me a song? You could just join Triumphant Gah I am in it. We're all rockstars there.

yeah, you can be allie's( did you forget who I am) I could never forget you blowing partner. but I am allie. TWSthoughtSS

Im the blower and the snapper. Snape-r? :) Do you make potions?I love my spelling sometimes. But Lily never did. :(

And my name is Allie

DANGChoo choo train? Cmon people shake that thang! I thought it was pang pang.... Not dang dang. This rhymed... :) oh my what are you doing? What I should have done a long time ago...*pulls out gun* *shoots gun and showers come out!* YES.People need to bathe more.

pANts! pANts! pANts! pANts! pANts! pANts! in your? yes.it's from our rap album called pANts! with allie. yes pANts with allie! I think it should be "in your pANts with allie"OK I like. Alot.yes.

SHOWER! SHOWER! SHOWER! SHOWER!

CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!

No killing.

I'm going to a bovine ranch where they will understand what I stand for.

MOOOOOOOOve. no! I'm comfortable!Well, I'm not!

other cows. cows are everything. goats and llamas should all diet.They could all lose a few...pounds.

"taht" is a horrible thing to call a person.-.- lol sorry. typo.I forgive you.

<3>lol...XDDD sorry for mispelling your name like over 9000 times.

but i still love you. :3

The dog will now get off scot free. The evidence was lost.oh don't worry. i'll be sure my dog is punished to the full extent of the law.So no cookies for a week then?yeah that's it. but she does live on those things.It seems a pitting funishment. Seeing as now Santa will have to make his own cookies. True. after all my dog is the cause of Mrs. Claus' murder. I hope she knows that.I feel like "Mrs. Claus' murder could be a Triumphant Gah song. that could be our first single.maybe our christmas sepcial? No it should be a song. I copied it mid-story. I SHALL BLOG IT. :D or you could paste it in here. >.<

I have pink hair. :) And I'm going to keep it. Even though ALOT of people hate it.

Deleting is very un-nerdfighterlySo true.Indeed.

:)

"i'll use my fingers and blow to it" <- allie.

"that's what she said" <- abby.

Goodnight everyone :D

OH I DIDNT SEE THIS.

I FAIL.

GAH!

@MoviePeople

Hi hi. This is my very tiny movie list for a Twitter/Skype movie that we're doing. Woo!

Sense and Sensbility

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Pretty in Pink

Lucky 13

The Pursuit of Happiness

The Truman Show

A Knight's Tale

Grease

Grease 2

Music and Lyrics

Finding Neverland

Stranger than Fiction

Wall-e

Ella Enchanted

How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

My Super ex-Girlfriend

Dreamgirls

Napoleon Dynamite

Elizabethtown

Terminal

Shall We Dance?

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

La Vie en Rose

Cars

Beauty and the Beast

Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5

Driving Lessons

Princess Diaries 2

and lots of other DVDs that are like, Sing-a-longs/VHS/I could rent a movie easily, given enough time.

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mean face

I have been in such a bad mood lately. I hate it. I'm mad at my brain for being mad. And I'm mad at my body for being tired. I hate being mad. I hate hating being mad.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. It's going to be short and angleafied. Because that's a word. And after cutting it I'm dying it orange with purple streaks. That's right.

I don't know a lot of stuff

I wish I was a better person. I try to do good things, but really? I think I do but I don't. I don't know. I think I'm one of those people that think about their own problems, even though I wish I could do something resourceful. Now I'm one of those people that think about their own problems and then blog about how they wish they could do something to make a difference. Perfect.

I also wish I were a bit more creative. I always want to blog, but I can never think of anything interesting to say. I could fill you in on my life story, but I'm sick of it. Maybe one day I'll be bored enough to type it all out. All out? ha, I think I think I'm older than I am. Seriously, fourteen years is like nothing, and maybe you're like, "snap girl, you know nothing about life!" (because don't we all talk this way?) and maybe I don't. I don't really know.

I'm listening to Regina Spektor. I don't usually like woman's voices, but she has such beautiful songs..they're making me cry. I don't even know why. I'm not even sad. Maybe I am. I honestly can never decipher my emotions.

...let me count the ways.

I like a lot of things. I like books, ones with a meaningful message but with humor, or a comic book. I like movies, mostly classical romances and comedies, but I like those odd artsy ones too. I like music, indie stuff, but I don't like liking music that other people like. I like food, really only Olive Garden and my mom's cooking. I like the internet, and going to my favorite websites twenty times a day. I like coloring books, especially when I use those metallic, shiny crayons. I like animals, I communicate better with them then that "human species". I like snow, when it's untouched and all white and I'm inside. I like leaves, the crunchy kind that you can step on and crush into smithereens. I like when the sun is shining on your arm, and you feel it and it's all warm. I like stuffed animals, smallish ones that fit on my bed but end up under my mattress. I like quiet, where I can sit, and just sit, and do nothing else. I like vases filled with flowers that look effortlessly placed, all spread apart equally. I like a lot of things.

I also love many things. But what I really love, what I really, really, really truly love is definitely easy to say... 

I love Neverball. 

Diaries, are evil. Mad evil.

I have two sisters, they're both older than me, one by five years and the other by three. They're both your average, I-love-you-but-you-drive-me-mad type of sister. They're both quite nice writers.  And when I was younger, I read my fair share of their writings.. via diaries.

I'd sneak into their rooms while they were out, and look under their pillow, or in their bookshelf, next to their bed, until I found it, and then I'd read it, and place it back. Usually their diary hadn't been updated for a long time, because I think me and my sisters have a problem where we start something and then forget about it. But nonetheless I'd feel awful when I'd see them next, and normally blurt out what I'd done. They'd get mad, sister fights would follow, and then the next day it was all over, and forgotten.

I don't know about other past-diary-snoops, but for me I now have a fear of getting near other people's diaries. I think subconsciously/consciously I worry that if I read other people's thoughts they'll get mad. Which is maybe what people are supposed to feel, but I'm not sure.

The point of those paragraphs of nothingness was to say that when I read other's blogs, I feel like I'm reading their diary. It's like it's sitting there calling out my name and saying, "Read me, reeeeaaad me!" and then I do. And then I think, "Oops".

Weird post.

Emphasis on one

If one person sits down at their computer one day and types one word, does that effect the future? If that one person didn't type that one word, would the future's history be changed? Does their one word even mean anything? Does my one (times a lot) word mean anything? Does that one person's one word even get read - once? If I wasn't sitting here writing my words, would my future be different? 

No doubt it would. I'm sure I'd get much more accomplished in life if I weren't so caught up in thinking about these things and then writing them down...

I think in total I've had somewhere between 10-15 blogs. Maybe that's not a lot? I don't know what the number of blogs a person has usually is. I feel like 10-15 blogs is kind of a lot. I mean come on, why would I write so much down and then decide I don't like my blog, just to start a new one, after deleting the other blog, some months later? Really.

Do my words make sense? Whenever I write something and then reread it, it makes little sense. Maybe I'm just too smart or my own brain (;